The Constipated MofoAll I need is a toilet, some toilet paper, and a magazine and I'll be set
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Name: Constipated
Country: Oman
State: do I gotta take a cr
Birthday: 10/30/1987
Gender: Female


Interests: well right now my interest is getting to the bathroom as quick as I can cuz boy do I gotta shit.
Expertise: shiting,eating,sleeping....its a cycle
Occupation: Medical
Industry: Nonprofit


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Member Since: 7/14/2004

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Wednesday, July 14, 2004

Currently Reading
Everyone Poops (My Body Science)
By Taro Gomi, Amanda Mayer Stinchecum
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Yes Everybody I am yet a girl wanting to to take a crap. but I must write what every body does.

1.) every body shits

2.) every body pisses

3.) every body wipes there ass

4.) everybody looks in the toilet when there done and think to themselves "whoa thats weird, did I do that....well yea I did. it smells bad eww"

5.) everybody is embaressed to go to the bathroom at school

6.) every body  knows that its gross

7.) everybody clogs the toilet somtime or later...LOL

8.) everybody sometime in there life forgets to wash there hands

9.) everybody farts

10.) everybody either thinks or talks to themselves in the bathroom and people standing outside think your talking to your ass or shit.

11.) everybody runs out of toilet paper and dont wipe at all....I know its gross to think but its true.

12.) everybody somtime in there life will take a shit for atleast an hour and a half.....heck it happens to me every week.

13.)every body poops at least 2 times in three days. if you dont, Hey, you better get that checked.

14.)every body gets the runs, LOL think about it if it happened in school

15.) everybody gets the runs in school

16.) everybody takes a crap, gets it over with, and just for the heck of it they dont feel like getting of he toilet and stay a extra 5 or ten minuts.

17.) Everybody, well im not sure about this one, BUT, everybody clogs the toilet and cant get it unclogged, then start to cry cause they cant get it down. maybe im the only one this has happened to.LOL

18.)everybody sprinkles on the seat

19.) every body forgets to flush the crap and grosses out the next person to use the bathroom.

20.) and lastly eery body is seen taking a crap at least once in there life, or they are walked in on.




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